have a gr8 fun guys..!!!!!!!!

"U love someoneU marry someone else.
The one u marrybecomes ur wife or husband
And the one u lovedbecomes the password of ur mail id" ---------------


There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. ---------------

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects... --------------- Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.


Husband is the liver & wifethe kidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the livermanages with other kidney. ---------------

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karnedenge.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and Daru is like a wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. ---------------

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain orwife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.