:) What were the pilots doing???? :)

What were the Pilots doing?

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the
plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to
understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk
with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!

No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

achha lagta hai

अच्छा लगता है

उनका यूँ रातो को ख्वाबो मे आना अच्छा लगता है उनका यूँ हमको हर रोज़ सताना अच्छा लगता है कभी मिलती है नज़र और कभी है नज़र और कभी झुक जाती है उनका यूँ मिला के नज़र नज़र चुराना अच्छा लगता है खुलकर मिलने मे हमसे वो ज़रा शरमाते है उनका यूँ हमसे मिलके शरमाना अच्छा लगता है कभी कभी वो गैरो से भी खुलकर बातें करते है उनका यूँ दिललगी से दिल को जलाना अच्छा लगता है उनके लब खुल जाये तो फूलो की बारिश होती है उनका यूँ हंसके हमको बुलाना अच्छा लगता है

friends and life

* the beauty of life does not depend on how happy u are, but on happy others can be.............

* past is a waste paper, present is a news paper,

future is a question paper

life is an answer paper

*friends are like crayons, they colour our lives

i may not b ur favourite colour

but hope u ll need me sumwhere to complete ur picture...........

*if drop of water falls on lake, it loses identity

if falls on lotus, it shines

if falls on shell it becomes pearl

the drop is the same bt the company matters...

hello!

Do u know that a simple “hello” can be a sweet one?

The word HELLO means
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to hear from you
L: Love to see u soon
O: Obviously, I miss u
So HELLO!!!!!

ye duniya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi.....

* Ek nazar thi aur ye dil tha,
ya hum kahein jahan haasil tha
nazar ka teer jigar paar kar gaya,
Dilnasheen humsafar ban zindagi mein utar gaya..

* Yaadon ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai,
Sannate mein gunjhti koi shehnai si lagti hai,
Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai,
Varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai..

* Mere pyar ko apni takdir bana lo,
meri yadaun ki dil me zanzir bana lo,
kagaz par lakeeren to bahut kheench li tumne,
ab unko milakar meri tasveer bana lo..

* Dekhi hazaro mehfile par ye fiza kuch aur hai,
Jalwe dekhe ! hai hazaro magar AAPKI ada kuch aur hai,
Waise to hazaro jaam hai par,
AAPKI dosti ka andaz kuch aur hai..

* Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bataa tu yaad aye to kya karu,
Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
Magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu.

* Apne dard E DiL ka Hamdard Hame hi paoge,
in tanhayiyon me sath hame hi paoge,
Door hain apse to kya hua, in doriyon me sabse karib hame hi paoge.

* Pyar karte ho aur mukarte bhi ho,
humse milte bhi ho aur jhagadte bhi ho,
kyu karte ho khilwad dilse,
jab khud se jyada pyar hamshe karte ho!.....

* Jindagi ki rah mei bahot se yar milenge,
hum kya humse vi ache hazar milenge,
in achon ki bhid me hume na bhula dena,
hum kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.

hahahaha...........................:))

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh
me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana


* Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai, yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai,
magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai..

Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhihum kuch aur aage badhe,
voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....

Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain,
Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain...
Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge,
kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain.

ALL OF THE MOST ...................

The most destructive habit................... worry
The greatest Joy...................giving
The greatest loss...................loss of self respect
The most satisfying work...................helping others
The ugliest personality trait...................selfishness
The most endangered species...................dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...................our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"...................encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome...................fear
The most effective sleeping pill...................peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease...................excuses
The most powerful force in life...................love
The most dangerous pariah...................gossipier
The world's most incredible computer...................the brain
The worst thing to be without...................hope
The deadliest weapon...................the tongue
The two most power-filled words..................."i can"
The greatest asset...................faith
The most worthless emotion...................self pity
The most beautiful attire...................SMILE
The most prized possession...................integrity
The most contagious spirit...................enthusiasm
The most important thing in life...................worshipping GOD